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To diet or not to diet? I can’t decide………

To diet or not to diet?  I can’t decide,
thin as a stick or all fat and wide?
Muffin top, belly flop, boobs on the floor,
this fat will NOT beat me I am waging my war!

Breakfast of coffee and a lungful of air,
too busy for lunch, I’ll just chew my hair!
Ignoring the biccies with afternoon tea,
I am secretly smug, my blub won’t beat me!

No carbs for dinner, it’s past 6 pm!
Keep this lot up and I’ll soon be size 10.
But why does the bread bin still call out my name?
1 slice, 2 slices?  OH GOD THE SHAME!

Bedtime arrives and not a moment too late,
if I can’t keep this up then I won’t lose this weight!
But midnight arrives and my belly is talking,
brain disengages to the fridge I am walking…….

There’s always tomorrow! I’ll just start again;
I’ve still got time to be a size 10.
This time I mean it, I’ll stick, I won’t cheat.
Hey wait…………………….. I must be allergic to wheat!

Big love, small tummies

Jill – The Fat Controller